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You should’ve known I’d be a freak for Christmas. Really, now.
Have you ever noticed that you go into the holiday season with all these expectations? That you just assume you’ll be able to knit Mom a bolero with ruffled edges? That you’ll–of course–make an authentic figgy pudding? That you’ll, oh definitely, watch every movie in your 30+ Christmas movie collection. hot cocoa and a romantic interest by your side, matching Cosby-esque holiday sweaters gleaming in the light of your glowing fireplace, your Colgate-white teeth glinting ever so brightly as you toss your head back to share a hearty laugh over something that incorrigible Donald Duck has done? Oh, Donald, you and your hilarious hijinx! Whenever will you learn?