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My Favoritest Stuffs and Things 9.8.2011 and HiLARious Giveaway!

September 8, 2011 by Bad Mama Genny

Any compulsive shoppers out there dodging calls from your therapists and looking for that next rush of endorphins?

Well, look no effing further! Enabling is what I do best! Apparently.

Bad Mama Genny is here once again to fulfill your misguided attempt to find real joy through consumerism! Today’s installment has it all: corseted cake baking, Foo Fighters, Mr. Darcy, sneaking alcohol into baked goods, and EVEN a bloodthirsty killer who’s not so rude as to be unconcerned that you might burn yourself!

!!!

I’ll explain later.

Waste no time, misfits! We leave at daybreak!**

**RELAX, nobody’s going anywhere at daybreak; I’ve just always wanted to say that.**

1. Least Wanted: A Century of American Mugshots

Found via this blog.

This book of American mugshots will have the misfit in you riveted and fantasizing about that life of crime you always meant to lead. But of course, there’s no need to shell out the mega bucks if you’re bad enough to take this task on yourself. BMG says, make a regular date with a photo booth near you and make your own mugshot book. Of course, if you’re still not sold on the magic of photo booths, just watch Amelie. Works for me EVERY TIME.

2. Booze Cakes

Salty-sweet Honey Spice Beer Cake, anyone? Rum-and-Coke Whoopie Pies? Jägermeister infused Deutsch German Chocolate Cake? It’s all here, my boozy baby cakes…and it’s all FUN.

3. The newest Foo Fighters album, “Wasting Light”

‘Cause BMG’s misfits need to rock out, too. And who better to help you than one of our most esteemed patron saints, Dave Grohl?

4. These Victorian Silver Measuring Spoons

Why do you need a set of measuring spoons that looks like fine, antique silverware?

YOUR MOM!

No seriously, your mom might like these. It’s about as ladylike as we get around here.

Anyway, the real reason is so that you can make a cake whilst fancying yourself to be a saucy Victorian lady from a Jane Austen novel. Then you can get all swoony when Mr. Darcy walks into the kitchen and samples the frosting from the bowl. You’ll let it slide this time, but only because he tugged on your corset-laces so charmingly. And because, hey. It’s fucking Mr. Darcy.

5. Jaws Oven Mitt (giveaway)

If I have to tell you why this is awesome, I don’t think this is the right blog for you.

And I’m giving away a FREE mitt to one lucky misfit!

To Enter:
1 Chance: Leave a comment on this post telling me what you’d be pulling out of the oven while Jaws chows down on your succulent, meaty arms.
2 Chances: Want an extra go? Follow me on Twitter for the first time, and leave a second comment here telling me that you did.
3 Chances: Still not enough for you? Damn if you misfits aren’t demanding! Well, I’m an obliging Bad Mama Genny. Link to my blog on your blog and leave a comment with the link to your post.
You have until Friday, September 16th at noon (CST) to enter, so hike up your fishnets and get going! I’ll announce the lucky misfit shortly after.

Love and big red kisses,
BMG

Posted in Giveaways | Tagged acting like a lady...not, baking with booze, foo fighters, Jaws, Mr. Darcy, mugshots | 34 Comments

34 Responses

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on September 9, 2011 at 8:19 am jamaica-momma

Canned toes of course! (my favorite item for potlucks!)
on September 9, 2011 at 1:19 pm Very

Tater tots. Don’t hate. they’re cheap and awesome like me, er… that sounded wrong.

Send me free shit, Gen. You know why? Cuz you lurve me.
on September 9, 2011 at 2:21 pm Jennifer E

I’m thinking some nice blood sausage (Jaws would mistake them for kiddie limbs).

Do Jane Austen ladies bake their own cakes? Although if Darcy is going to do them on the table, I’m sure they’d go for it.
on September 9, 2011 at 6:23 pm Kimberly Wright

Cookies, but the kind you cut off the roll 🙂
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on September 9, 2011 at 6:39 pm Deborah

I would be pulling out of the oven….leg of lamb!
on September 9, 2011 at 9:29 pm pennymindingmom

I’d be pulling out homemade Caramel Popcorn! Yum, Yum!

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on September 9, 2011 at 9:29 pm pennymindingmom

Following on Twitter as @PennyMindingMom

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on September 9, 2011 at 9:35 pm pennymindingmom

Blogged it 🙂

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on September 10, 2011 at 3:28 am Adela

I’d be pulling out of the oven… lassagna.
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on September 10, 2011 at 10:24 am Andrea

cookies!!!! but they will be very speacial cookies indeed if i am trading my arm for them! ;]
P.S. i love the victorian measuring spoons!
on September 11, 2011 at 8:20 pm Sam

I will be pulling out…a Jaws DVD! That’s right, I like my DVD’s toasted, what of it?
on September 12, 2011 at 10:48 am Elsa

To tell the truth, I think I’d tuck it into a wedding present for two of my favorite people; I’m giving them a bunch of baking stuff and a bloodthirsty oven mitt would fit right in.

Bonus: we have an old license plate I can wrap up with it. It came up through the Gulf Stream, you see.
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on September 13, 2011 at 9:20 am Liza

I’d like to say a tasty homemade toffee cake, but it’s more likely to be frozen pizza.

Thanks for the chance to win!

–Liza

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on September 13, 2011 at 11:17 am ashley

I’ll be pulling out roasted veggies while Jaws is biting my arm.
on September 13, 2011 at 11:44 am makemelodies

Bloody Red Velvet Cake! Bwahaha! >:)
on September 13, 2011 at 1:16 pm Katharyn

I’d be pulling out my adorable shark cupcakes of course!

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on September 13, 2011 at 3:04 pm Karen Fields

I’d be pulling a boxed meal of some sort from the oven. I’m not really a great cook.

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on September 13, 2011 at 3:07 pm Karen Fields

I am now following you on twitter as renfie

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on September 13, 2011 at 4:41 pm Marija

Seeing as it’s almost fall, I would most likely be pulling out apple crisp or cookies of some sort.

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on September 13, 2011 at 5:41 pm Crystal

My oven doesn’t get much use, but when it does it’s usually cheese enchiladas!
on September 13, 2011 at 6:31 pm ShootingStarsMag

I have a friend that would LOVE this. She’d be making cupcakes, I’m sure. I love her cupcakes. 🙂
on September 13, 2011 at 7:12 pm Janet B

This time of year it would be chocolate chip zucchini bread
on September 13, 2011 at 9:18 pm Sandy

I would be pulling out a loaf of homemade bread. And it smells awesome!
on September 13, 2011 at 11:55 pm Dana

My sister is currently doing her Masters Degree in South Africa studying Great White Sharks. She is the go-to baker for all of the other researchers and interns. She is probably most famous for her pies or her cinnamon rolls. I know she’d totally get a kick out of me winning this for her!
on September 14, 2011 at 12:23 am Hand2heart

A medium-Rare surfer? Naaaaah – probably a nice roasted chicken with all the trimmings…
on September 14, 2011 at 10:28 am Lacey

I’ve been making a lot of bread lately, so prolly bread.
on September 15, 2011 at 12:00 am Gianna Patton

I would be pulling a red velvet cake that I will be attempting to form into something that resembles Jaws. Seriously. My six year old daughter has requested a “Jaws” theme for her 7th birthday party. I said no to the live shark in our pool, but yes to the cake and party hats which look like sharks are munching on all the attendees heads. Love it. Love your blog.

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on September 15, 2011 at 12:06 am Gianna Patton

I now follow you on Twitter (@giapatton)

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on September 15, 2011 at 1:10 am wendy wallach

i would pull out some french fries

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on September 15, 2011 at 5:43 pm Serena

I’d be pulling out peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, for sure. I love baking them and my family really enjoys them.

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on September 15, 2011 at 5:44 pm Serena

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