Misfits, I am blown away at the response I’ve received to this vegetarian, mayo-free pasta salad.
I mean, I invented it on a whim. In the kitchen. Just, on the fly. Without any magic sauce (mayo). And oh. Wow. My inbox/voicemail/motherfucking carrier falcons have been flooded with requests for the recipe.
And it’s a pretty risky thing to overwhelm a carrier falcon. They have those badass talons and shit. So that tells you how good this stuff must be.
It’s guaranteed to please, impress, and save lives. Pretty much a sure thing in an uncertain world. So basically, I’m like the Red Cross.
Exactly!
So I recommend that you use this pasta salad to mitigate the risk in life’s various tenuous moments. That barbecue your lover’s boss is throwing? Bring this. Your friend’s casual patio potluck wedding shower but oh my god no one I mean no one likes the guy she’s marrying he’s such a mama’s boy you know it’s going to be an uphill battle against her witch MIL for their whole marriag–
Where the fuck was I?
Oh, right, bring the pasta salad. Your first date picnic? Stow this in your basket, snuggled safely between the sparkling wine and the contraceptives.
What? WE WERE ALL THINKING IT.
So to let tomato and basil (and pesto) season pass us by and keep this recipe all to Bad Mama Genny’s self? Would be unthinkable. I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I’m too much of a cupcake.
And you’re just too adorable when you flash me those big, sad, misfit eyes. Yes, you are! Ooooh, YESH YOU ARE WHO’S ADORABULZ PEEKABOO YOU ARE YESH YOU ARE!
Let’s never again speak of this moment we’ve shared.
So here you go: BMG’s Caprese Pasta Salad. Make it and be just like the Red Cross!
Apparently.
My Most Requested Recipe of the Year: BMG’s Caprese Pasta Salad
Go Get:
1 lb. pasta (Campanelle is a great, dramatic shape for this, I used farfalle this time)
2 pints cherry tomatoes, halved (or several large tomatoes, diced, with extra tomato juice squeezed out for another use)
1 lb. small, fresh mozzarella balls, halved (or if you’re using one large mozzarella ball, cut into 1/2 inch chunks)
1/2 red onion, diced small
3 cloves garlic
1 teaspoon sea salt
freshly ground pepper (a little coarse is best)
2 lemons, juiced
olive oil (about 6-8 Tablespoons, give or take)
a generous handful of fresh basil, chiffonaded finely; if it’s out of season, use 2 pesto buttons
3/4 to 1 cup grated pecorino romano cheese, depending on your tastes (parmesan works, too, but the flavor will be different)
Go Do:
Boil the pasta, keeping it pretty al dente. Rinse under cold water, toss with a bit of olive oil, and leave out about 2-3 cups for another use (otherwise it’s too many noodles).
Toss the tomatoes, red onion, basil strips, and mozzarella balls with the pasta.
In a large bowl, use a fork to smash 3 cloves of garlic into the salt and some freshly ground pepper.
When it’s a chunky paste, whisk in the lemon juice. Now, while still whisking, drizzle in the olive oil. Taste it. Is it too sour? Add a little more olive oil. If you’re using pesto sauce instead of basil, whisk it in until evenly distributed.
Now use that fork to incorporate the pecorino romano cheese. This dressing will be thicker than your average vinaigrette–kind of like a runny paste. Add until you like the taste and texture.
Now toss the pasta stuff with the dressing stuff.
Taste it. Adjust the salt, pepper, or cheese if necessary. Refrigerate until serving.
Breakfast Pizzas, OR, Pepperoni Cigarettes, Now THERE’s an Idea!
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You know how you start the weekend off with a bang?
Pizza.
For breakfast.
No, not that cold, congealed stuff–though that has a special place in my drunken little heart, too.
Real pizza. Hot pizza.
“It’s pizza.
For breakfast.”
Couldn’t you just see a commercial or a full page magazine ad like that? There’s also:
“Pizza. That was easy.”
Oh, wait. Staples already did that. How about:
“Pizza for breakfast? Way radical!” with a picture of a spiky-haired kid skateboarding past, grabbing the pizza out of his mom’s hands while she wears a half-shocked, half-bemused expression.
Nah. Too nineties. We could do:
“Rich. Satisfying. Smooth. Pizza.”
Nope. Sounds like a pizza-flavored cigarette. Oh, oh, I know:
“Same great taste. Now for breakfast!”
Didn’t McDonald’s do something like that? Like, when they tried to market something that looked like a quadruple-pounder with cheese and three buns as a great way to start the morning?
But let’s get real. The point of this post isn’t how to create a pizza advertisement. It’s how to make a damn fine pizza.
“For breakfast.”
Last weekend I wanted to surprise The Boy with something special on Saturday morning.
You know. Aside from the usual something special.
Since he’s a fiend for my homemade pizza–on the stone, but of course–I figured that was the way to do it. You know, keep the spontaneity alive. Well, it would’ve kept the spontaneity alive, except halfway through our movie on Friday night I lunged for the remote, paused the DVD, turned to him, pressed my face right up against his, and went, “OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, GUESS WHAT, I’M MAKING PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW ANDAREN’TYOUSOEXCITED?!”
I never said I could keep a secret.
I usually use Chris Bianco’s recipe for pizza crust, which is excellent, to be sure. But seeing as how I have a sourdough starter just lounging around, I used that instead. WHICH WAS THE GREATEST IDEA EVER. I didn’t measure. Didn’t weigh. Didn’t consult any recipes. Just went with my gut. And my gut told me to feed and proof the sourdough starter on the counter for 8 hours, then toss in enough flour, wheat germ, and salt to make a nice, soft dough. Then my gut instructed me to knead the dough until it was firm and elastic-y, let it rise, punch it down, and let it rise again for another half hour. Bingo–sourdough pizza dough. And as we all know, sourdough bread makes THE BEST toast, and therefore is perfectly suited to tangy, crunchy-on-the-outside, soft-on-the-inside, makes you go “Mmmm” pizza.
“For breakfast.”
My gut is so smart. And strangely specific.
Anyhow, I did all this during the afternoon on Friday. Then I just stuck the dough in the refrigerator and prepped all the toppings so that the next morning would be effortless. I don’t think I have to tell you how flexible pizza is, so just use whatever’s on hand, whatever appeals to you. But in my case, I halved cherry tomatoes, snipped up a bunch of fresh sage, cooked and crumbled a few slices of applewood bacon, shredded some aged mozzarella, and painted my nails. Oh, the nail thing was for me. Not the pizza. But I highly recommend it.
The next morning as I stumbled out of bed and zombied my way to the bathroom, I made a quick detour to put the oven on full blast at 500F degrees and take the dough out to rest on the counter. About 45 minutes later, I dusted my pizza peel with cornmeal, stretched out my dough, and began piling it all on.
Mmm, piling it all on.
Ooh, this would be a good place to mention that I topped the pie with a raw egg carefully cracked on top. I LOVE doing this. When the pizza comes out the oven, the egg will be fully cooked with a still-runny yolk, so you can break it and spread it out all over the pizza. Don’t give me that look, you know you want it.
Into the oven, on top of the pizza stone, it went and baked for about 8 minutes, with a brief run under the broil setting to give the cheese that…oh, you know, that golden, crusty, but still buttery and oeey-gooey quality. When it came out, we indulged while emitting the most graphic “oohs” and “aahs,” probably causing our downstairs neighbor to think we had the other kind of Saturday morning surprise. Nope. Pizza. Yum. Of course, I had enough dough for two pies, which was one more than we could handle, so we flash froze the other one, already baked, and reheated it at 400F for dinner last night, which means it was:
Pizza. For Breakfast. For Dinner.
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