Well, my little creative freaks, I am chock-full of misfititude today. CHOCK-FULL, I SAY.
Which can only mean one thing: I’m feeling generous.
Which can only mean one thing: You stand to benefit.
Which can only mean one thing: It’s time for another giveaway.
That’s right, misfits! Im’ma have you salivating over some totally righteous buyables with another installment of “My Favoritest Stuffs and Things!” Remember how much fun that was last time?
Yeah, me either, I was drunk, too.
So let’s not waste another moment, we’ve got a Bad Mama Genny Fueled Consumerism Frenzy to set in motion!
Bad Mama Genny Fueled Consumerism Frenzies. They’re the American Way.
1. Glow Graffiti Light in a Can
Vandalism at its finest, people. Do I need to tell you how much fun potential this stuff has? Now, keep in mind, I’m not encouraging any unwanted property decoration. Except on the abodes of Internet trolls. Heh. Heh. HEH.
Subversive item the second, misfits! But this is one grenade that can do serious good. How many abandoned lots do you pass on your commute every day? Wouldn’t they be a whole lot sexier if they were full of wildflowers?
Absolutely, you say!
Bad Mama Genny, your logic is airtight, you say!
Oh, BMG, you have amazing hair with no flyaways whatsoever, you say!
What? You totally said that.
3. Ben Venom’s Metal T-Shirt Quilts
Check out these Ben Venom metal t-shirt quilts featured on the Domestic Sluttery blog. Fab, right? They’re not cheap, but if you’re looking to spend on the metalhead in your life (uh, YOURSELF?! Chya!), I can’t think of anything cooler.
This product espouses the nerd-chic movement (that’s a movement, right?) better than anything I’ve seen in like, oh, I dunno, ever or something. They’re by dzmitrysamal.com and for anyone who was there to witness 8-bit while it was actually a thing, they are beautiful and touching in the heartstrings place. A big thanks to Nicole Balch and her babble.com blog for pointing these out.
5. Subversive Cross Stitch (Giveaway!)
People, this is everything that is awesome about arts and crafts minus everything that sucks, plus some serious attitude that is very much pleasing to the Bad Mama Genny person. Can’t you see yourself happily stitching “Shut Your Whore Mouth” whilst listening to Foo Fighters and eating one spicy meat-a-ball?
I can. In fact, I plan to.
They come in so many pleasing designs, too. Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Get a jump start on the holiday cheer, bitches!
And Exhibit C:
And I’m giving away a FREE Basic Kit (includes fabric, thread, pattern, and instructions) of the winner’s choice to one lucky reader!
To Enter:
1 Chance: Leave a comment on this post telling me which cross stitch kit you’d choose (Check out your options here), and you’ll be entered into a random drawing to win it.
2 Chances: Want an extra go? Follow me on Twitter for the first time, and leave a second comment here telling me that you did.
3 Chances: Still not enough for you? Damn if you misfits aren’t demanding! Well, I’m an obliging Bad Mama Genny. Tweet a link to my blog’s homepage and leave a third comment telling me that you did.
You have until Thursday, August 11th at noon (CST) to enter, so hike up your fishnets and get going! I’ll announce the lucky misfit shortly after.
Love and big red kisses,
BMG
