Posts Tagged ‘squash’

Whoah, Nelly!  That’s what greeted me this morning when I went out to check on my band of hoochies.

Well, hello, there, cucurbit, are you a squash or are you just happy to see me?

Turns out it’s a squash.

To show you just how impressively ginormous this container-grown yellow squash is, allow me to present Exhibit B:

Yup–bigger than a big-arse STBX Americano.  But you know, even big-arse squashes like to feel dainty sometimes.  Like to feel…delicate.  Even–dare I say–pretty.

Misfits, when a prize squash asks to borrow one of your tutus and raid your jewelry box…well, you don’t say no.

You’re welcome!

Happy weekend, misfits!  But tell me…is black her color?  Or would fuschia do a better job of bringing out her natural vegetative glow?

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